fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
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200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am
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i’m 600% done
my sister just came home and i asked her why she was an hour late since today was orientation and she goes, “i had detention” and i’m like how the fuck do you get detention on orientation day and she says, “when i walked into my homeroom my teacher asked all of us why we came to this school and i told her i came to fuck bitches”
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“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing
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